i'm rich bitch

i was so excited when i got home today from the casino. i was in a no limit tourney and although i didn't place i was happy for how long i lasted for my first tourney. lots of morons playing poker it seems. thanks espn. anyways i was so happy to come home and see a package at my door. everyone loves getting a package at their door. you know you secretly hope the fedex/ups man stops in front of your place. anyways, i got my check from dr. drew. he's such a nice man, i only wanted 500 dollars for the amp. but he sent me 2 thousand. he wants me to cash it and send some of it back to him along with the amp. i think i'll mail him some dried up dog shit instead. this is getting funny. i hope he calls me soon to check if i got the check. it's hot here. less than a month to japan. wu-tang, wu-tang

since this place is dead, i'll fill it with more fun with nigerians

so i was selling an amp on cl, and dr drew emailed me if it was still for sale, i replied that it was (even though i stated clearly local only no emails) but i was bored and looking for fun
On Jun 25, 2009, at 2:12 PM, Dr Drew wrote:

Hello
Thanks for your prompt reply,My mode of payment will be through cashier check. Concerning the shipment, my shipper will be at your place for the pickup of the item and am going to include the amount of shipping charges into the cashiers check am going to send to you,so when you have this, you will kindly deduct the amount for your item and have the rest sent to my shipper for them to come for the pick up of the item for me at your place..I really wish to be there to check out the item but i have a tight schedule,i will let you know as soon as the check is made out to you and pls stay in touch with me . so i will like to have the following. So that the payment can be mailed out to you. Full name to be on the check full contact address ,your zip Code phone number Reply me soon.
Thanks.

Hello
Thanks for your prompt reply to my prompt reply, it shows a level of professionalism that lets me know right then and there that this deal is about true friendship and die hard fanboy likenesses. That is fine for shipping all things that are not the item for actual local sale on the internet. Cashier's check is great. I look forward to seeing the look on my friend's face when I show them your most honest documents. Yes please have your shipper knock on my door one day. I will wonder who might this be at my door, I will answer and realize it is your shipper. Upon which I will hand over the item (not the actual item I'm selling though) to the shipper to be shipped directly to you. I wish I could see the look on your face when you finally open your package. Here is my information as follows so that we can continue to pull the wool over each other's faces:

My name is Roland Deschain
Please make check payable to Roland Deschain
if they ask for a middle name it is Puddingtain, ask me again and I'll tell you the same

My address is
xxxx S Ash Ave
Tempe, AZ 85281
United States of America

My telephone number is
480-232-xxxx
please feel free to call me I would love to speak with you in person

My zodiac sign is Leo
I'm not too serious about it, but it's fun to think about

I'm left handed
I've never broken a bone
I have a slightly crooked nose

If there is something I'm missing let me know, I eagerly await your reply imbecile. I pray to Jesus Christ everyday. Please help me Obi-Won you're my only hope. If you were a transformer which one would you be? I like Soundwave, the old one that was a boombox though. Have a good day.

Roland