my weekend by lilasshole

I got a commission check from sales at the restaurant that is good. I spent all saturday morning mowing, cleaning, and spending said check for my son's party that is okay. My son turned 11, that is good. There's now only 7 years left, that is great. The party was short and I told the kids whoever cleaned up the most wins 5 dollars, that went well. I bought way too much soda which I'll never drink, that was bad. My son had a great day and received great gifts, which was good. The chef at my restaurant over hooked up a to go order for me and I was in delight, that was delightful. I hit 2 buckets of balls at the driving range on Sunday, which was awesome. I found out magnum condoms are more suited for me, that was a pleasant ego boost. There was sex acts involved with said condom finding which was also fantastic. The Red Sox won today, that was great. I came home to find sewer seeping up through my shower, that sucked. I spent 2 hours trying to fix it myself, that was stressful. I almost got into a road rage fight with some fag (who had a free tibet bumper sticker) because he felt him turning left against my turning right yielding the right of way (which it doesn't fag) , that was annoying. I spent 180 dollars paying a professional to snake my main line on a late Sunday night, that sucked. The noise accompanying said snaking surely woke my neighbors who's dog wakes me daily, that was my just dessert. I have to clean black shit off my shower now, and wash my hands many many times, then shower, that stinks (no pun intended). If you're still reading this I congratulate you and will mail you a 6 pack of coca cola. It has been slow in the world of intertron and my deuce friends. How was your weekends?