i'm rich bitch
i was so excited when i got home today from the casino. i was in a no limit tourney and although i didn't place i was happy for how long i lasted for my first tourney. lots of morons playing poker it seems. thanks espn. anyways i was so happy to come home and see a package at my door. everyone loves getting a package at their door. you know you secretly hope the fedex/ups man stops in front of your place. anyways, i got my check from dr. drew. he's such a nice man, i only wanted 500 dollars for the amp. but he sent me 2 thousand. he wants me to cash it and send some of it back to him along with the amp. i think i'll mail him some dried up dog shit instead. this is getting funny. i hope he calls me soon to check if i got the check. it's hot here. less than a month to japan. wu-tang, wu-tang
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I loved that you gave the name puddingtain.
honestly the best part is how they put the middle name of puddingtain in there. i really can't stop laughing about it. it's so ridiculous.
so now he's sending me "urgent" messages quite frantically wondering what's up with the check. i told him my cat needed emergency surgery on it's thorax and i couldn't get to the bank. he is sorry to hear about my cat and urges me to go to western union with the left over money. i told him i know understand and i will cash the check today and western union him $25 dollars. we'll see what he says about that. i think i'm gonna start sending him naked pictures of myself soon. god send me to japan soon
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